The Bush regime has once again violated the sanctity of a sovereign nation and acted unilaterally to bring destruction and war to the peaceful Islamic people of Pakistan by attacking a compound hiding Osama Bin Laden. U.S. military killers shot dead a female in a ruthless exchange of gunfire that may lead to an increase in global warming and local pollution in Abbotabad, Pakistan.
Bush’s reckless military expedition into Pakistan resulted in the loss of a military M-60 helicopter which released caustic smoke into the earth’s atmosphere as it burned, threatening nearby residents with toxic Western-style laissez faire pollution and filth.
Bush has staunchly opposed any efforts to make our military helicopters green-compliant and bio-degradable, despite virulent protests by PETA and the Daily Show’s John Stewart.
Although the operation was successful in killing Bin Laden, it raises troubling questions about the cowboy-like response in acting unilaterally and and not seeking approval and a corresponding resolution from the United Nations Security Council. This opens a dangerous chapter in American foreign policy.
Seeing the disturbing display of triumphalism in the streets of the U.S.A. over the brutal death of Osama Bin Laden may be a sign that this nation is creating its own cadre of future American terrorists. The Bush regime will stop at nothing in order to create a super-state of warmongers and baby-killers as evidenced by the recent violent incursion into Pakistan.
British scientists have reached a consensus and agree that the recent murder of Osama Bin Laden will cause a tear in the space-time continuum and cause gas prices to decrease dramatically; thereby polluting the world even more with noxious fumes and terrifying greenhouse gases.
Unfortunately, the demise of Bin Laden will only increase recruitment by Al Qaeda and expand Bush’s war. This should prove to be a real boost to Halliburton’s profit margin and an end to “liberal civilization” as we know it.
It is unclear how many innocent animals were hurt or killed in the illegal raid on the Bin Laden compound in Pakistan.
14 thoughts on “What the Left-Wing Media Would Say If Bush Were President Right Now”
You’ve got to be kidding me-it’s so trnasperantly clear now!
Brilliantly written . . . articulate, sadly true, a profound example of how far to the left our “free press” has fallen.
More to come?
Almost sounds like something right out of the People’s World…nice satire here 😀
This was written perfectly. The author, whom I know is one of the best writers around.
I suspect there will be much more to come from Brent.
Deb I have to agree with you, this article mocks the left wing led media totally and completely; God I love it!!!