From Kill Castro
“Is anybody really that surprised that Hillary Clinton is running for president? I’m not surprised. I mean, if you were married to Bill Clinton … wouldn’t you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him?” –Jay Leno
“Politics is a dirty business. Hillary Clinton announced she’s running for president, and the Republicans are already busy digging up dirt. They found out that once in her lifetime she slept with Bill Clinton.” –David Letterman
“The A&E network has announced they are making a two hour movie about Hillary Clinton’s days in the White House. And of course they haven’t come up with a title yet. These are some of the titles they are considering: ‘She’s too fat, I’m too furious,’ ‘Dude, Where’s my husband?’ ‘Ken Starr Wars,’ ‘Bend it like Monica,’ ‘Crouching Monica, Hidden Cigar,’ ‘My husband spent Hanukkah in Monica.’” —Jay Leno
“Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same.” —Jay Leno
Does Bill talk to Hillary after making love? Sure, if there’s a phone in the room.