From Kill Castro
“Is anybody really that surprised that Hillary Clinton is running for president? I’m not surprised. I mean, if you were married to Bill Clinton … wouldn’t you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him?” –Jay Leno
“Politics is a dirty business. Hillary Clinton announced she’s running for president, and the Republicans are already busy digging up dirt. They found out that once in her lifetime she slept with Bill Clinton.” –David Letterman
“The A&E network has announced they are making a two hour movie about Hillary Clinton’s days in the White House. And of course they haven’t come up with a title yet. These are some of the titles they are considering: ‘She’s too fat, I’m too furious,’ ‘Dude, Where’s my husband?’ ‘Ken Starr Wars,’ ‘Bend it like Monica,’ ‘Crouching Monica, Hidden Cigar,’ ‘My husband spent Hanukkah in Monica.’” —Jay Leno
“Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same.” —Jay Leno
Does Bill talk to Hillary after making love? Sure, if there’s a phone in the room.
2 thoughts on “A Few Hillary Jokes”
I also remember Leno and Letterman doing the same for Bill. It’s all light hearted humour “being had”.
Why are you so down on Hillary? I lived in America during Clinton’s administration and I thought that were some of the best days we have had in years. There was more internal prosperity, more opportunities and job availability and the man was liked internationally for his liberal views. The guy was an OK president. I also remember that a lot of people thought that she was an equal to her husband as a speaker and in terms of idealism. I don’t think she is a joke at all.