David Farrar from Kiwi Blog reckons this spectacular shot shows astronauts working on the International Space Station while orbiting over the upper part of the South Island of New Zealand.
I’m not fooled though. I know its really an unmarked RUSSIAN satellite preparing to fire Gamma Death Rays at my house, which is situated just above the small peninsula shown in the bottom left of the photo.
Those commie bastards won’t get me though. I’m just going out to cover my roof with colloidal silver impregnated newspapers.
It’s guaranteed to foil any Gamma Ray attack. This is not their first attempt. The fact that I’m still writing this means I’m one step ahead of the Commie Cosmonauts.
Have a great Christmas. I’ll see you all in a few d………Aaaargh….