Our Weasel Of The Week Nominees! – 02/24/15

The Watcher’s Council


It’s time once again for the Watcher’s Council’s ‘Weasel Of The Week’ nominations, where we pick our choices to compete for the award of the famed Golden Weasel to a public figure who particularly deserves to be slimed and mocked for his or her dastardly deeds during the week. Every Tuesday morning, tune in for the Weasel of the Week nominations!

Here are this weeks’ nominees…

State Department Spokeshole, Jihadi Employment Specialist and Chikken Fried Crap Thrower Marie Harsh!

The Independent Sentinel: For me, Marie Harf has a slight edge over Eric Holder who doesn’t know why we have to call radical Islam by its name. She thinks the solution to ISIS is jobs!

During an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf said: “We can’t kill our way out of this war…whether it’s more opportunities for jobs…what makes these 17-year old kids pick up an AK-47 instead of trying to start a business.”

We’re still killing them but they need job opportunities, she assured Chris Matthews.

Since they don’t know what this “kind of ideology this is” in the White House, this solution isn’t unexpected.

Maybe we can open up an ISIS employment agency at the White House or we could give ISIS jobs as border agents.

Professional Airhead and CNN Nooze Barrista Carol Costello!!

The Noisy Room: My nomination this week is CNN’s Newsroom anchor Carol Costello for claiming that ISIS is luring young women into their clutches using kittens and Nutella. We are soooo doomed.

Do these talking heads really and seriously believe this crap? If American women are stupid enough to run into the arms of ISIS fighters because of kittens and Nutella, then they deserve whatever they get and believe me, it won’t be romance. It will be rape, slavery, poverty and probably death. That CNN would be moronic enough to air something as absurd as this, just proves how pathetic and useless CNN is as a media outlet. The world now sees America as one big joke; a land full of weak idiots. War can’t be far off, trust me.

No matter how Obama and his sycophant media try to paint the Islamic State as ‘normal,’ only those who are the dullest of dullards would not laugh at this. ISIS is not like America – you won’t live as you do now there. They are nomadic, barbaric and brutal. Kittens and Nutella are about as far away from radicalizing youth as you can get. Try imams at any mosque instead. Any mother who believes this horse manure should have her head examined, and I mean that. The Islamic State’s idea of ‘fun’ is cutting off heads and crucifying people, with a human barbecue in a cage for dessert. They have children watch this. They teach them to behead people and then give them the heads to play soccer with. I can’t imagine any girl or woman being seduced by ISIS. Maybe they are just that desperate for a real man, but you won’t find any there. Just cowardly psychopaths who also like raping women and children for fun and profit.

‘Republican’ Obama Abetters Lindsay Graham and John McCain

JoshuaPundit: Two weasels with hearts that beat as one with a collective IQ of 50 except when it comes to low animal cunning. They’re constantly involved in selling out to President Obama’s agenda. Their latest caper involves leading the charge in the Senate to stop the House from defunding the parts of the Department of Homeland Security that specifically deal with President Obama’s unconstitutional amnesty for illegal aliens.

Graham’s weasel line is that he wants to ‘get behind’ the Texas judge who issued an injunction (I hesitate to speculate on what that might mean) whose decision could be appealed and overturned at anytime by the right Obama-appointed judge.

G-d forbid these two and their sell out cronies should ever act like senators and abide by their oaths to defend and protect the Constitution. Sickening.

The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences!!

Ask Marion: My nomination for WOTW is the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences.

There were some amazing movies made this past year… but as usual, the liberals in Hollywood seemed to miss the mark at the Oscars.

American Sniper made as much at the box office as the other 7 Best Picture nominees for the 87th Academy Awards combined and the Clint Eastwood (who was not nominated) directed film that had received 8 nominations only took home one Oscar. The Alzheimer’s film Still Alice was not even nominated for best picture, although Julianne Moore won the Best Actress Oscar. And Anjolina Jolie’s directed film, Unbroken, was ignored during this entire award season.

“In the end”, said Best Picture presenter Sean Penn “it’s not about box office or politics… it’s about the movies themselves”. Perhaps he should have read the anonymous Oscar ballots published in The Hollywood Reporter… nearly all were based on anything but merit. But that is liberal Hollywood and the Oscars or as Oscar host Neil Patrick Harris joked “the dependent spirit awards”.

The evening was filled with the promotion of endless personal and liberal causes as the winners and presenters took the opportunity to push or comment on their personal favorites. But even with that, the evening seemed to backfire on them with Senn Penn’s joke while presenting the Best Picture award to his friend and the ‘of Mexican decent’ director director Alejandro González Iñárritu of Birdman. Penn’s ‘Green Card’ joke went viral; after all there is no room for humor in America these days unless it is focused on conservatives. Some even went as far as commenting that Penn’s remarks ruined the Oscars… When someone as liberal as Sean Penn is accused of racism after making a joke, you know that things are completely out of control.

Well, there it is. What a despicable group of Weasels… ANY OF THEM COULD WIN! Check back Thursday to see which Weasel walks off with the statuette of shame!

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