My wife asked one of our our local creche workers yesterday if it was OK to send our little feller in with some 2 minute noodles for lunch rather than the usual “sammies”.
There was some hesitation while the worker examined the packet. She explained that these would be OK because they were “98% fat free”. Apparently some irresponsible parents were trying to smuggle high fat one minute noodles into their kiddies lunchboxes. Why weren’t CYPS notified about this appalling child abuse I wonder?