I just had to post this comment from the Martin Hirst thread.
Dear Doctor Hirst:
I inwite you as president of Democwatic People’s Wepublic of Korea come Pyongyang for talk about journalist training.
You wight man. We open country up slowly. We want many new newspaper where reporters and clerks jump weal high when Kim Jong say jump. We no want reporters who wite what happen. We want they wite what we all want to be like and twy to change to that.
But you forget Trotsky bull first. Juche only way. You adopt easy. Big socialist. We weal socialist. Trotsky picky. In head picky. Ha ha.
Wing me in Pyongyang. Cowwect call.
Kim Jong II. (You call me Kimmy).
Ask for Pyongyang exchange. Talk English okay.